Just for Fun ...

Not sure of the original source for them. A friend in Colorado emailed them to me.

"Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.

"Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.

"Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said, "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended."